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nootsies:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan

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majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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everybodyilovedies:

stuckinabucket:

"Oooooookay.  That’s…weird."

"Four, five, six…subtle, guys.  Real subtle."

"Are you shitting me?  Covert ops, my Irish grandmother.  This is why you people lost in ‘Nam."

"Really?  With the budging in behind me, and the whole goon squad?  I am going to kick everybody’s ass on general principle."

THIS IS WHY YOU LSOT ‘NAM OH MY GOSHHHHHHH

(Source: forassgard, via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)

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leupagus:

catfoxwolf:

Let’s address the fallacy that a capacity for empathy is a necessary quality in a friend. A narcissist may also be a valuable companion. 

Open letter to all my friends: I will always drag you off to see a spider that looks like Jeremy Renner.

leupagus:

catfoxwolf:

Let’s address the fallacy that a capacity for empathy is a necessary quality in a friend. A narcissist may also be a valuable companion. 

Open letter to all my friends: I will always drag you off to see a spider that looks like Jeremy Renner.

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joffersbaratheon:

best tv/movie characters:

[94/??] Alison Brie as UniKitty in The LEGO Movie (2014)

↳ “Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, THERE ARE NO RULES! There’s no government, no babysitters, no bedtime, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind!”

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stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

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ner-oh:

thetruthoftears:

ner-oh:

when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes

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If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..

if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina

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cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me